15 Very Common And Absurd Google Searches

Google usually does a pretty good job of finishing search phrases for you.

Other times, not so much.

We typed in 15 questions and some amusing results popped up. 

It turns out a lot of people wonder why their poop is green and where Chuck Norris is.

Is it that hard to stop singing?

Capers are a little mysterious...

We've been wondering the same thing about the iPhone 5.

Who can't spell lose?

What is planking?

And why are people planking?

It IS peculiar that cats purr and dogs eat grass.

Aw, cheer up buddy.

Do kids really do all of those things?

We're pretty sure other people are real.

Yup, it is a little crazy to talk to yourself, and it is definitely crazy to eat clay.

We did try to lick our elbow after reading this.

Sure, you can have a cheezburger.

Facebook, care to answer?

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James Sullivan
James Sullivan

Community Storytelling Coach

{Lily Ahmed|Ahmed, Lily} is a London-based storytelling coach helping migrants and refugees tell their own stories in UK media. She partners with community groups to create safe, expressive platforms for narrative justice. Lily has a background in trauma-informed writing and community radio. Her work has supported storytelling festivals, oral history archives, and award-winning refugee-authored zines. She believes every voice deserves publication, especially the quiet ones.